American_Lover_666 aka. Major_Infidel_666

A middle-aged couple are on a vacation at the lake. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out for some fresh air. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, thinking to herself, “Isn't it obvious?”

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but he only collects about $20 to $35 every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase stuffed full of $10 bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of extra money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign. What does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads: “I have no work and a wife and 6 kids to support.”

Jose says, "Now look at my sign."

Jose’s sign reads: “I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.”

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, for giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken; I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American; I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East; I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work!”

333 would be better..you are only half evil...

hhmmmm 666 is not a good #

Hey Khandra, thanks for stopping by, have a nice day!

Merry Christmas!

Hope you get some snow for christmas. We get way too much up here.